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hey canadians have fun at school tomorrow
hey americans have fun paying your health care
well played sir
(via meagansphilosophy)
I want a bacon grilled cheese sandwich but there is no bread in my house and i’m too lazy to go get some right now. I’m trying to decide if it is entirely crazy to pour melted cheese on my bacon, or use the cheese as a dip… I guess i could make a potatoe to put bacon and cheese on but then i would have to wait to eat and i know by the time the potatoe was done i would have no bacon. Of course the benefit is i would then have a potatoe to eat.
Thoughts like these are probably why i dont share what i’m thinking very often.
(via clockworkedmadness)
everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash
Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.
wat
Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.
And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.
oh there you are Perry
That’s adorable..
Must. Reblog. Platypus.
OMG
PERRY!!!
doofenshmirtz evil inc…
(Source: hermajestyschimera, via lovemetoinfinity)
(Source: just--keep---breathing, via thebestoftimeandspace)
(via geekleetist)
Custom made/hand painted ess dub high heels
Ladies! Get these on your feet! I’m buyin…lets do bad bad things!
Having a great night at the game!
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